Whole wheat toast and Marmite

Toast and Marmite

Yes, this is a recipe for toast and marmite, also known as marmite on toast. It's harder to make properly and even harder to eat.

Course Breakfast
Cuisine Australian, British
Keyword marmite
Prep Time 1 minute
Cook Time 5 minutes
Total Time 6 minutes
Servings 1
Calories 138 kcal


  • 1 slice bread
  • trace amount marmite (or less)


  1. Toast the bread in a toaster.
  2. On the tip of your knife blade, get a very tiny amount of Marmite, and spread it as thinly as possible over your toast.
  3. Now, pretend that the Marmite is a form of toxic waste, and that you are holding the last piece of bread on earth. Try to get the Marmite off of your toast and salvage the bread.
  4. Enjoy! Or not.